Chuck Norris I mean Scott Morris jokes!
This is a thread to post (funny but not derogatory) Scott Morris jokes not unlike the Check Norris or Bruce Schneier jokes out there! Have Fun! I will get it started! (As if you are not legend enough huh Scott.. LoL)
M. Cisco implemented the "test crash" hidden IOS command because it was otherwise impossible to break a router that Scott Morris had worked on!
O. There are no hidden IOS commands. Only those Scott Morris chooses not to look at!
R. RIPv1 will act as a Link-State Routing Protocol but only if Scott Morris tells it to!
R. The world is moving from IPv4 and going straight to IPv6 because Scott Morris doesn't like the number 5!
I. It has been speculated that there is an indefinite number of ports; however, only Scott Morris can see ports 65537 and higher!
S. Scott Morris was the Neo Stunt Double in the Matrix!
Nope.. Perfect timing! Just add more as they come to you! Eventually, (I give it a week) until there is a Scott Morris Jokes website out there with Scott's head on Chuck Norris/Bruce Lee/Sylvester Stallone's bodies! LoL
OK.. Here's another!
Scott Morris has counted to pi.. twice!
OK.. two more then I have to go for real! I am just too much of a geek and this is too much fun! LoL
1. Cisco named the Packet Tracer simulator after Scott Morris!
2. Scott Morris's basement is actually a retired missile silo full of networking equipment. He chose this location because it is the only installation capable of containing the awesomeness that is Scott Morris!
LoL.. More to come!
While consulting to Cisco in California, there was a meeting in a public place with several engineers - Hence NetWorkers was Started - Originally named: Meeting with Scott Morris.
Cisco IOS Security Configuration Guide, Release 12.2SX because SNMP Ver 3 Auth Vulnerabilities ... Not Vulnerable 12.2SM 12.2(29)SM2 12.2(29)SM3 - So there already was an IOS dedicated to SM...
Scott Morris appeared on the Gong Show and was not "gonged"...
Message was edited by: Scott Morris ... LOL (he is everywhere)
Yet another Scott Morris joke!
~There is a misnomer associated with OSPF. Many believe that it is an acronym for "Open Shortest Path First" when in fact it stands for "Open Scott's Path First"!
hehehehe... Good laugh! I'm just a normal guy though.
Although I actually DID ponder buying one of the old missle silos thinking it would be a cool place for my gear! The prohibiting part was the fact they were all in the middle of nowhere which meant a LOT of $$$ for internet feed. hehehehe.
Let's not get Chuck Norris jealous though!